The World's Best Blooming Onion Cutter?

So yesterday all of a sudden the image of a blooming onion enter into my head (see attached picture) and I, therefore, decided that I absolutely have to make one that very night, in my own house.

 

I proceeded to looking up recipes online (what can't you find online nowadays, huh?). Hubby came home from work and saw the floating onion that I soaked in ice water to get it to "bloom" and exclaimed, "do you know how to make it?" Oh man of little faith.

The experience, to my own surprise, though not successful, turned out to be much better than I had anticipated. :D So I decided that all I need is a better onion cutter to perfect my onion making skill. I went online and found this:

 

Wow! Isn't that the mother of all onion cutters or what? :D

And you too can have this state of the art onion cutter for the low, low price of $489 at amazon.com sold by kegworks.com.