Me Estupido Espouso

The first thing I asked my Spanish speaking coworker to teach me was "my stupid husband." At first she thought we were those type who were married for 10 years and were bitter at each other and called each other names constantly. At time went on, she realized that the real reason behind "me estupido espouso." Me estupido espouso just does funny things from time to time. In his defense, it really isn't his fault. It's that damned Y-chromosome. Yes, here comes the truth, behind the whole liberal front, I'm just another sexist. I believe that the two genders are not equal. We females are just the better of the two. Men, men are just talented in doing certain stupid things. Like I've said, they can't help it. (Mike: I am not having this discussion with you. We'll just have to agree to disagree. :P)

For example, Hubby insisted to have his coworkers help us move instead of hiring a moving company. Failing to convince him otherwise, I figured it really doesn't matter either way. I couldn't lift much heavy boxes anyway. :D So I thought to make life easier, we might as well plan out where we'll be putting the big furnitures in our apartment using the floor plan. That way we don't have to randomly throw things into the apartment during the move, and ended up having to rearrange everything after the big, burly White boys left. (Yes, I am racist too. :P I like them White boys.) Upon hearing my suggestion, Hubby happily started planning the interior layout of our new apartment and showed them to me.

"What are these two squares on both side of the desk?" I asked.

"Bookshelves."

Um... not exactly big furnitures, but okay.

"And what are these two smaller squares next to them?"

"Trash can and the shredder."

Trash can and shredder??? Who draws in such details? (Answer: my husband.)

Upon further inspection, there were also his two monitors, keyboard, and mouse right that goes right on his desk.

I laughed so hard he finally disgrudgingly erased his trash can and shredder from his master piece.

Honey, you really didn't have to do that. XD